One. One person viewed the not me that is the me that wrote the latest but not the last one. Copyright owned by Jay Cool, May 2019 If you are the ‘one’, please read another of my silly poems, e.g. Deblobbed. Image by Henryk Niestrój from Pixabay
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Foliage in the Middle: A Silly Poem
As woman reaches middle age, her middle bits shed hairs; so why’s it fair that ageing trees, grow leaves fed by her tears? Copyright of poem and photo owned by Jay Cool, May 2019 If you would prefer to read something sensible about trees, take a read of: Giving Up the Day Job 6:Continue reading “Foliage in the Middle: A Silly Poem”
Getting Out of the Day Job 5: Lottery Win!
Disclaimer: This post contains links to Amazon. I do not earn any commission for sales made. I’ve done it! No, I haven’t (to my knowledge) won the lottery, but I’ve sold my first book! Wow! Okay, so it’s not that impressive – I haven’t even published, let alone sold, my own masterpieces – but, IContinue reading “Getting Out of the Day Job 5: Lottery Win!”
Getting Out of the Day Job 4: A Diary
Disclaimer: This post contains a link to Amazon, with regards to a recommended book. If you choose to purchase the book, I will receive a commission at no cost to yourself. Okay, so I haven’t given it up yet. I’ve still got three months of my notice to work out but, signing on theContinue reading “Getting Out of the Day Job 4: A Diary”
Assassin: A Savvy Tale
Sassy. Swinging her cloth bag, she saunters along the sauce isle, stopping only to grab her selection. Not Tesco tomato sauce, no – only the best for her (or for him)! Heinz it is. High sugar content needed. She pops the lid, peels back the silver seal, tips up the bottle, holds it highContinue reading “Assassin: A Savvy Tale”
Comments: A Silly Plea
My comments are zero, but I cannot see why, you read me and like me – then from comments do fly! Copyright owned by Jay Cool, 2019 Image by Prawny from Pixabay
Mojito: Poem Dedicated to Diane Abbott
Inspired by news about Diane Abbott’s drinking habits. Taking a swig of Mojito is ‘noble’, especially if done on a train. And taking a snap of Diane is no trouble, especially for one with no name. Copyright owned by Jay Cool, April 2019 Image by StockSnap from Pixabay
Sitting on Saturday: Silly Poem
To sit on a Saturday is a waste of today, So my hubby’s suggesting I go out and play, I think, it is great that he wants to make hay, but handed the mower, I tell him it’s ‘Nay!’ Copyright owned by Jay Cool, April 2019 Image by Pexels from Pixabay
Maintenance: Poem
To maintain appearances, it’s best to blend in; if bright like a rainbow, you’ll end up in the bin. Copyright owned by Jay Cool, April 2019 Image by RitaE from Pixabay
Seven Lovers for Seven Laughs: Suffolk Comedy Club Review – March 2019
Disclaimer: At the foot of this post, are image links through to Amazon. If you choose to purchase a product, I will receive a commission at no cost to yourself. Variety. I’m back for another evening of laughs, with The Suffolk Punch Comedy Club, at The Brewery Tap. And PJ’s really gone to town onContinue reading “Seven Lovers for Seven Laughs: Suffolk Comedy Club Review – March 2019”
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