Interesting. Interesting that my shortest post, in this series, Knackered, has received a bumper number of viewings! I can only conclude from this, that the whole world, including the people in it, is knackered. ‘Is’ being the appropriate tense of verb to use because, in all being knackered, we are all as one, i.e. knackered.Continue reading “27: Interesting”
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Mechanical: A Silly-Savvy Poem
Image by aytuguluturk from Pixabay They really messed it up when they made my brain – crossed-wires all over the place and thoughts profane. I guess, at least if they tell me I’m not quite sane – cool in purple wig. I can offer them champagne! Copyright owned by Jay Cool, June 2019Continue reading “Mechanical: A Silly-Savvy Poem”
Deadly and Serious: A Silly Poem
To be a grown-up is a breeze for me, it means I can invite my bees for tea! Copyright owned by Jay Cool, June 2019 The Drilling: A Short Story Norma: A Savvy Poem A Medicinal Stroll in Chilton
20: Dead Day
Not so motivated today. Haven’t started that book and the week’s almost up. Very few views on my blog. In a feeble attempt to push back the voice in my head telling me that I’m just a pie-in-the-sky dreamer, I abandon the grumbling tones of my cave, park my bum upon the awaiting magic carpetContinue reading “20: Dead Day”
19: A Blind Spectacular
Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links to items available at Amazon. If you make a purchase, I will receive a commission at no extra cost to yourself. Today, I embark upon my new career as a freelance everything. Not only have I set my heart on becoming a published writer – today I am alsoContinue reading “19: A Blind Spectacular”
The Naffiest of Naff Poems
My views, on the whole, are beginning to shift; I’m climbing the pole, and I’m feeling the lift! Copyright of such excellency owned by Jay Cool, May 2019
17: Getting Onto It!
Did I say I was going to start and finish writing a whole book this week? Was I lying? Not sure! It’s true that I haven’t started writing the aforesaid promised book yet but, hey, it’s only Tuesday – I’ve still got a whole week left, before I return to my day job next Tuesday!Continue reading “17: Getting Onto It!”
Day 7.2: Newport – She Who Never Grew Up!
Disclaimer: If you click through to Amazon and choose thereof to make a purchase of any recommended books, I will receive a commission at no extra cost to yourself (surely that’s an incentive?). End up at a pub and start up at a pub. This policy is a favourite of mine and has always workedContinue reading “Day 7.2: Newport – She Who Never Grew Up!”
Really quite something!
It’s really quite something that we want to Remain. If only old Farrage, would get sucked down my drain! Copyright owned by Jay Cool, May 2019 Image by Semevent from Pixabay Please follow Jay Cool’s and like more of her poems: Chocolate: A Silly Poem Purple Berry Augmentation: A Silly PoemContinue reading “Really quite something!”
Augmentation: A Silly Poem Inspired by Mel B
Did I ever mention, I gave into temptation, undergoing augmentation, to expand myself some more? Piers, he talks of a boob job, as he thinks about his own knob. Ought I to really mention, that he’s minus any tension, and is in need of augmentation – to expand himself at all? WrittenContinue reading “Augmentation: A Silly Poem Inspired by Mel B”
The Silly-Savvy Salopian in Suffolk: read, believe and write ... 