Augmentation: A Silly Poem Inspired by Mel B


Did I ever mention, I gave into temptation,

undergoing augmentation, to expand myself some more?


Piers, he talks of a boob job, as he thinks about his own knob.


Ought I to really mention, that he’s minus any tension,

and is in need of augmentation – to expand himself at all?


Written by Jay Cool, following Piers Morgan’s interview of Mel B


N.B. Sorry Piers! To be fair then, if my idol Susan Boyle likes you, then you must be a fine specimen of manhood! I’m all yours!

N. N. B. Sorry Mum! This masterpiece is a little rude!


Image by Denis Doukhan from Pixabay

Published by The Silly-Savvy Salopian

Freelance writer and descendant of the cave dweller and outlaw, Humphrey Kynaston. Banished from Shropshire for my eccentricity, I have made my home in Suffolk. I write poetry, short stories, travel journals, comedy gig reviews and non-fiction articles. My wish is to write my way back into the heart of my birth land. All writing commissions (and free holidays in Shropshire!) considered.

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