Augmentation: A Silly Poem Inspired by Mel B

Did I ever mention, I gave into temptation,

undergoing augmentation, to expand myself some more?

Piers, he talks of a boob job, as he thinks about his own knob.

Ought I to really mention, that he’s minus any tension,

and is in need of augmentation – to expand himself at all?

Written by Jay Cool, following Piers Morgan’s interview of Mel B

N.B. Sorry Piers! To be fair then, if my idol Susan Boyle likes you, then you must be a fine specimen of manhood! I’m all yours!

N. N. B. Sorry Mum! This masterpiece is a little rude!

Image by Denis Doukhan from Pixabay