Augmentation: A Silly Poem Inspired by Mel B

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Did I ever mention, I gave into temptation,

undergoing augmentation, to expand myself some more?

 

Piers, he talks of a boob job, as he thinks about his own knob.

 

Ought I to really mention, that he’s minus any tension,

and is in need of augmentation – to expand himself at all?

 

Written by Jay Cool, following Piers Morgan’s interview of Mel B

 

N.B. Sorry Piers! To be fair then, if my idol Susan Boyle likes you, then you must be a fine specimen of manhood! I’m all yours!

N. N. B. Sorry Mum! This masterpiece is a little rude!

 

Image by Denis Doukhan from Pixabay

One Comment Add yours

  1. youngdick says:

    knobnoxious!

    Like

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