Stop! Go away! Shut up! It’s not going to make me any faster, if you keep shouting at me… … if you keep telling me to get ready! It’s not going to make me any faster, if you tell me to brush my teeth, or find my PE kit. I’ve still got to get ready,Continue reading “Savvy Poem – This is Important”
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Savvy Comedy – Lamarsh
No mango cider? This has to be a mistake. Why am I not at my local, The Brewery Tap, glugging down one of my five a day? What’s lured me out of my comfort zone? Who’s lured me out? PJ, why Lamarsh? I’m rather partial to The Tap! Ah, now I see it! Louie Green!Continue reading “Savvy Comedy – Lamarsh”
Silly Article – Savvy Clown
A response to an article written by Bradley Jolly in ‘The Mirror’. What a fantastic idea to hire a clown as company for a redundancy meeting! Why give employers the satisfaction of believing themselves to be passing on bad news? A redundancy is, after all, an occasion to be celebrated. An opportunity. The chance forContinue reading “Silly Article – Savvy Clown”
Silly-Savvy Poem – Fully Flipped
A response to First Date by Glenn Thomas. Full of it. Full of freedom and full of fear. Fear of going forward for fear of fluffing it. Freedom. Fullness. Fear. Full. Flip! Copyright owned by Jay Cool, September, 2019 Image by Iva Balk from Pixabay Do read, like and comment on further posts byContinue reading “Silly-Savvy Poem – Fully Flipped”
Silly Story – Meatup?
Meetup. There was something about the word that drew me in. Or, rather, something that drew my tongue out. Meetup. “Eat up!” my grandmother used to say. “Come on, eat up! I made it especially for you – it’s your favourite!” But I didn’t eat up. Instead, I put my feet up, up and ontoContinue reading “Silly Story – Meatup?”
Savvy Poem – One-Liner Wednesday
In response to ‘Christine Bolton’s One-Liner Wednesday challenge: Why just one? Copyright owned by Jay Cool, August 2019 The Declaration 61: Return to Chilton New and Bold: Savvy Politics
Silly Book – The Midnight Gang
Big news! If the discerning reader chooses to take every story that appears in The Mirror at face value, then a hypnotist recently created mass hysteria in a London park by making a gaggle of fully-clothed volunteers believe that they were ‘naked’. Immediately, my worst recurring nightmare comes back to me – the one where, desperateContinue reading “Silly Book – The Midnight Gang”
Silly Poem – Simpatico
Disclaimer: The image in this post features a product available on Amazon, for which I am not on commission. Is to be liked agreeable? Is it not more better to be an aggregate of mismatched pieces, all held together by a skin of difference? Marmite, liked by some and hated by others, isContinue reading “Silly Poem – Simpatico”
Silly Poem – Decommissioned
We’ve done what we can, but … we can no more control you than abandon. Copyright owned by Jay Cool, July 2019 Image by Gordon Johnson from Pixabay Other posts by Jay Cool. Please read and leave a review. 55: Finiarted 21: Daredevil Dinah 12: Clean Oven A Recent View: A SillyContinue reading “Silly Poem – Decommissioned”
Silly Poem – Narcissistic Haiku
I watch as others look for love on an island smug in loving me. Copyright owned by Jay Cool, July 2019 Image by Gerd Altmann from Pixabay Other posts by Jay Cool. Please read and leave a comment. 1: Lack-Lustre 56: The Morning After Real Life: Haiku Volition: A Savvy Poem
