Stop!
Go away!
Shut up!
It’s not going to make me any faster, if you keep shouting
at me…
… if you keep telling me to get ready!
It’s not going to make me any faster, if you tell me to brush my teeth,
or find my PE kit.
I’ve still got to get ready, still got to get dressed, still can’t go any faster than I
can go
in a minute ..
when I’ve done this …
… this is important …
Stop!
Stop going on at me!
I’ve just got to finish this …
it’s just three more minutes until
the end
of this video clip ..
just three more minutes …
Stop!
This is important!
Stop!
It’s nearly finished ..
Where’s my PE top?
Now, I’m going to be late and
it’s your fault!
Where are my PE shorts?
I can’t find …
my trainers and
it’s not my fault …
If anything’s making me late, it’s
you …
I was getting dressed
so it’s not my fault ..
I had to keep stopping for you to keep telling me …
so it’s hardly my …
Where’s my deodorant?
What did you do with it?
Where’s my blazer …?
Who’s packed lunch is this?
I don’t know where my blazer is ..
What? What?
Explain to me how it’s my fault I’m late?
You can’t, can you?
Explain!
That’s why you’re not saying anything isn’t it?
Because you can’t explain …
Because it’s not my fault …
And it’s not all down to a Youtube clip ….
You can’t blame everything on a YouTube clip …
Come on, explain!
You can’t, can you?
Copyright owned by Jay Cool, September 2019
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