To My Beloved Boris

Dear Beloved Boris, Mixed messages from you this morning. The virus is out of control and further restrictions may be necessary. Schools are safe! Of all places, how can a classroom full of 30+ children, sitting in twos, who are not allowed to wear face masks[1], be safe? Where is the logic in your statement,Continue reading “To My Beloved Boris”

Silly Letter – Dear Boris

Dear Boris, I’m not entirely sure why I have chosen to grace you with one of my utterly fascinating letters on today of all days, i.e. #SundayFunday! Because it has to be said that having a control freak in charge of my country of abode is not my idea of fun on any day, letContinue reading “Silly Letter – Dear Boris”

Savvy Letter – Dear Phantom

Dear Phantom Puncture Pr***, Perhaps, who knows, you are a very nice phantom? Personally, though, Phantom Puncture Pr***, I’m not so keen on your preferred pastime. It really isn’t so very pleasant to sneak around in the shadows, outside my cave home, with your hammer and nails, poking holes in the tyres of my car.Continue reading “Savvy Letter – Dear Phantom”

Savvy Letter – Dear Mark Twain

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Savvy Letter – Dear Top-Notch Editor

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Silly Letter – Dear Mrs Moo

Dear Mrs Moo, I’m sorry that I did it, but what else can I say? I mean, how can I justify myself in this case? I know that your milk was produced with the sole intention of seeing your calf through to existence but, you must understand, I too was in need at that time.Continue reading “Silly Letter – Dear Mrs Moo”

Savvy Letter – Dear Bannatyne

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Savvy Letter – Dear Prince Harry

Written in response to Harry’s pleas to look up and appreciate the trees that sustain us, as featured in The Daily Mail. Dear Harry, You are so right – right in the way that all fellow gingers are obviously right! Have been an fan of you, since it became clear from your baby pictures that, likeContinue reading “Savvy Letter – Dear Prince Harry”