Savvy Letter – Dear Top-Notch Editor

                                                                                                                                      Cool Cave                                                                                                                       Cliff-top Edge                                                                                                                       Collapsing Village                                                                                                                       Suffolk                                                                                                                       15th October 2019

Dear Top-Notch Editor (Acquisitions!),

Somebody out there, preferably a top-notch Editor from a prestigious publishing house – (Serpent’s Tail?) read, like and like again, lots and lots of times, the sample chapters from my WIP dystopian novel, ‘The Wall’.

It really is a much better read than John Lancaster‘s of the same name; for a start, then it is being authored by Jay Cool, a name that, in itself, is a bestseller.

And, look at it this way; to date, I have only made chapters 1 and 2 available online, so just think … ! If you contact me ASAP, you can prevent me from publishing the rest!

What’s more, once you’ve snapped it up, and papered it up, within one of your eye-catching covers, I can guarantee that it will be at the top of the Waterstones’ bestselling fiction list within a day of its release!

You don’t believe me? Well, guess what? You don’t have to believe me! Just pay me and then, maybe, must maybe, I’ll …

… go away …………… (fat chance!) …

Best regards offered (if contact made),

From your favourite author, Jay Cool XXXXXXXXXX

P.S. Be quick with the contact, because Chapter 3 of ‘The Wall’ is shortly to be released (but, first, read Chapter 1 – The Half-Girlfriend and Chapter 2 – The Half-Sister )!

Copyright owned by Jay Cool, 15th October, 2019

Image by DarkWorkX from Pixabay

And, whilst you’re still hanging on in there – read:

The Drilling: A Short Story

Serious Book – The Narrow Road …

Savvy Book -The Lost Boy

Published by The Silly-Savvy Salopian

Freelance writer and descendant of the cave dweller and outlaw, Humphrey Kynaston. Banished from Shropshire for my eccentricity, I have made my home in Suffolk. I write poetry, short stories, travel journals, comedy gig reviews and non-fiction articles. My wish is to write my way back into the heart of my birth land. All writing commissions (and free holidays in Shropshire!) considered.

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