Cool Cave Cliff-top Edge Collapsing Village Suffolk 15th October 2019
Dear Top-Notch Editor (Acquisitions!),
Somebody out there, preferably a top-notch Editor from a prestigious publishing house – (Serpent’s Tail?) read, like and like again, lots and lots of times, the sample chapters from my WIP dystopian novel, ‘The Wall’.
It really is a much better read than John Lancaster‘s of the same name; for a start, then it is being authored by Jay Cool, a name that, in itself, is a bestseller.
And, look at it this way; to date, I have only made chapters 1 and 2 available online, so just think … ! If you contact me ASAP, you can prevent me from publishing the rest!
What’s more, once you’ve snapped it up, and papered it up, within one of your eye-catching covers, I can guarantee that it will be at the top of the Waterstones’ bestselling fiction list within a day of its release!
You don’t believe me? Well, guess what? You don’t have to believe me! Just pay me and then, maybe, must maybe, I’ll …
… go away …………… (fat chance!) …
Best regards offered (if contact made),
From your favourite author, Jay Cool XXXXXXXXXX
Copyright owned by Jay Cool, 15th October, 2019
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