Inspired by an unholy article …
Being good on a Friday entails:
stifling a yawn;
washing up the dishes;
mowing a parent’s lawn;
reading an article called ‘I used to be a lesbian’ in a holy magazine;
and deciding to be tee-total bore!
Being bad on a Friday entails:
yawning with mouth wide open;
washing up the dishes in murky water;
forgetting to mow a parent’s lawn;
accidentally depositing said article in a recycling bin;
writing a response to the said article with the title ‘You used to be a person I would like to have known, but now you are a bigot!’;
and slinking off to the pub for a Friday evening tipple!
Today, on Good Friday, I am bad!