Saturday Sauce: A Silly Poem

On this, such a fine day, I sat on a turd,

feeling quite turgid and grey.

It’s true that it really was quite absurd,

to be morbid when so close to May.

But the lovely Theresa, she tasted like curd,

and it made me less shy, I must say!

So, although you might think me a bit of nerd,

I said what I thought was okay!

It’s true that my diction was a bit slurred,

but the words that I spoke were for play.

I told her that many, they saw her as Lord,

but she left, when I came out as gay!

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