Saturday Sauce: A Silly Poem

On this, such a fine day, I sat on a turd,

feeling quite turgid and grey.

It’s true that it really was quite absurd,

to be morbid when so close to May.nerd-3220048_1920

But the lovely Theresa, she tasted like curd,

and it made me less shy, I must say!

So, although you might think me a bit of nerd,

I said what I thought was okay!


It’s true that my diction was a bit slurred,

but the words that I spoke were for play.

I told her that many, they saw her as Lord,

but she left, when I came out as gay!

Copyright owned by Jay Cool

Image by Wolfgang Eckert from Pixabay

Published by The Silly-Savvy Salopian

Freelance writer and descendant of the cave dweller and outlaw, Humphrey Kynaston. Banished from Shropshire for my eccentricity, I have made my home in Suffolk. I write poetry, short stories, travel journals, comedy gig reviews and non-fiction articles. My wish is to write my way back into the heart of my birth land. All writing commissions (and free holidays in Shropshire!) considered.

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