If this is the second happiest place, then where is the first?
And surely, then, if there is a first, there must be a first star,
and, above that, a first double-star. To my mind, that makes
Babergh the fourth happiest place.
What the papers don’t say, however, in courtesy to Babergh,
is that we live, now, in the age of reversals. And, if an A* is
now a grade 10, then to be the second happiest, must really
be to be the next step up from – the saddest.
‘Barbergh is almost the most-miserable place in the UK’, claims
Babergh blogger.
But, this blogger, being extraordinary, and not going by the name
of Fiona Bruce, is happy, triple-starred, and second to none.
Copyright of text, and photo, owned by Babergh’s
most-extraordinary-trumpet-blower, Jay Cool,
April 2019
To find out more about what Babergh has to offer, read ‘Chilled in Chilton’.