Feeling hapless on his Birthday, he was
reluctant to eat the chocolate cakes that, courtesy of his colleagues,
spelt out the Happy occasion. So instead, stalling for time,
he sought to create an anagram, to rearrange the inevitable, before it’s consumption.
But, Google being unable to deliver,
all that he could come up with was the four-letter word, DIRT:
Dedicated Improvement and Reflection Time
This was, he realised, a sign!
Things were getting serious; this was his Birthday message!
Looking down, and reflecting, he saw his belly – hanging in folds;
it was clear to him that he did need improving and that now, indeed, was the time.
Dedicated, as always, and with renewed dedication to the cause, he ate four cakes and
waited.
In the morning, he felt the usual pangs of interior pain, and dedicated, still, he
parked up his posterior, and preparing himself for the impact, let it all go!
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On reflection, he had to acknowledge, that he did, indeed, feel most improved –
more real, more relaxed – more present and
more HAPPY …
almost.
Copyright owned by Jay Cool, June 2019
Image by engin akyurt from Pixabay
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