Under No Circumstances

Under no circumstances must I:




or wear double-denim.

And I should not – ever!

Look like an old lady having a mid-life crisis!


I take this on board – it’s sound advice,

so I change my act, because there’s nothing wrong, I think,

with looking like a middle-aged lady,

and being totally and utterly




Copyright owned by Jay Cool, June 2019


P.S. Unfortunately, Google Photos disagrees, and will not allow me to link to a collage of all my most batty moments!

P.P.S. So, instead I am substituting the least embarrassing of my chart hits! Enjoy! Please note that I entered this song for BGT! One day …

Collage pending …

And here it is! (Managed to beat Google photos into submission!)

bonkers collage






Published by The Silly-Savvy Salopian

Freelance writer and descendant of the cave dweller and outlaw, Humphrey Kynaston. Banished from Shropshire for my eccentricity, I have made my home in Suffolk. I write poetry, short stories, travel journals, comedy gig reviews and non-fiction articles. My wish is to write my way back into the heart of my birth land. All writing commissions (and free holidays in Shropshire!) considered.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: