Under no circumstances must I:
sing,
fart,
dance,
or wear double-denim.
And I should not – ever!
Look like an old lady having a mid-life crisis!
I take this on board – it’s sound advice,
so I change my act, because there’s nothing wrong, I think,
with looking like a middle-aged lady,
and being totally and utterly
bonkers!
Copyright owned by Jay Cool, June 2019
P.S. Unfortunately, Google Photos disagrees, and will not allow me to link to a collage of all my most batty moments!
P.P.S. So, instead I am substituting the least embarrassing of my chart hits! Enjoy! Please note that I entered this song for BGT! One day …
Collage pending …
And here it is! (Managed to beat Google photos into submission!)