Under No Circumstances

Under no circumstances must I:

sing,

fart,

dance,

or wear double-denim.

And I should not – ever!

Look like an old lady having a mid-life crisis!

 

I take this on board – it’s sound advice,

so I change my act, because there’s nothing wrong, I think,

with looking like a middle-aged lady,

and being totally and utterly

 

bonkers!

 

Copyright owned by Jay Cool, June 2019

 

P.S. Unfortunately, Google Photos disagrees, and will not allow me to link to a collage of all my most batty moments!

P.P.S. So, instead I am substituting the least embarrassing of my chart hits! Enjoy! Please note that I entered this song for BGT! One day …

Collage pending …

And here it is! (Managed to beat Google photos into submission!)

bonkers collage

 

 

 

 

 

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