Silly Poem – Boxing Day Finale

 

Inspired by the thrill of seeing out Boxing Day with the weather forecast, followed up by Phillip Schofield doing strange things with a goat.

 

Gloomy, misty and murky out there.

 

But, if I stay in, any spin can win

the free delivery of

someone like you. Someone like you

on a £299 sofa. Someone like you

doing yoga with a goat.

Jaw-dropping.

Jaw-dropping, and with guaranteed congestion-relief.

 

I take the gamble, and head on out into the gloom.

 

Copyright owned by Jay Cool, Boxing Day’s End, 2019

Image by Pexels from Pixabay

P.S. Fortunately, the 27th December got off to a promising start thanks to a repeat episode of The Inbetweeners!

 

So Not Savvy Poem – Stuck

Silly Writing Tip – How to be an Anomalous Vitruvian …

Savvy Books – Not Yet Wall

 

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Published by The Silly-Savvy Salopian

Freelance writer and descendant of the cave dweller and outlaw, Humphrey Kynaston. Banished from Shropshire for my eccentricity, I have made my home in Suffolk. I write poetry, short stories, travel journals, comedy gig reviews and non-fiction articles. My wish is to write my way back into the heart of my birth land. All writing commissions (and free holidays in Shropshire!) considered.

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