Silly Poem – The Sameness of Buns

In protest against the standards of sameness in bun-size, required by Pru & Co. in today’s episode of Junior British Bake-Off.


All similar and consistent in size,

great texture and beautifully shaped,

well-coloured and spiced,

looks lovely and tastes delicious,

but missing a bit of the … indefinable

three-dimensional character

that comes with being

odd, wonky and



Copyright owned by Jay Cool, Sunday 24th November 2019

Image by monicore from Pixabay

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Freelance writer and descendant of the cave dweller and outlaw, Humphrey Kynaston. Banished from Shropshire for my eccentricity, I have made my home in Suffolk. I write poetry, short stories, travel journals, comedy gig reviews and non-fiction articles. My wish is to write my way back into the heart of my birth land. All writing commissions (and free holidays in Shropshire!) considered.

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