Silly Diary 60: Disassociation

guitar

 

Today, I officially completed my umpteenth music lesson, and am now the dubiously-proud owner of a Suzanne Vega track covered by the previously-unknown singer, Jay Cool!

jay cool guitar

Sadly, in spite of the snazzy image, after rather-a-lot of singing and guitar lessons, Jay will remain unknown. She cannot sing in tune, has a bad croak and a somewhere-north-of-the-south twang. And her fingers won’t stretch to the high notes any more than her vocal cords will! Hence I disassociate myself from that particular nemesis.

From now on, this Jay Cool, the one who deludes herself that she can sing, will reign supreme.

Hello me!

Here I am – the real Jay Cool!

Enjoy (I’m available for gigs, but I come at a cost, i.e. an empty venue)!

 

Copyright owned by Jay Cool, August 2019

 

P.S.Fortunately, I did not give up the day job to promote my musical talents! Phew!

 

But do feel free to peruse my blog posts:

The Killables

Nothing Illegal

PJ’s Perky Jaunt: A Comedy Club Review

 

 

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