Inspired by five random words found in in Issue 67 of ‘mslexia’.
The random words being: installed, perfection, inherent, decent and interactive.
Interested in being active in an interactive sort of a way, I exercise my gouty foot by shifting it to avoid it being rolled over by the wheels of my office chair.
And with my bottom being permanently installed upon said office chair seat, I sway my hips and torso from side to side, redistributing the rolls of my belly flab and producing a bum wiggle that causes the wheels of my office chair to roll.
The bottom roll-wheel thing causes my jeans to descend so, being a decent sort of a person, I grip the waistband and pull, an exertion which serves to strengthen my arm muscles.
With my arm muscles now ready for further action, I make use of my inherent talent for making a lot of new nonsense out of the ancient words of my ancestors, and I write and write and write some more garbage.
Because I now have such tone in my body that I mistake myself for someone about to turn twenty-one, I feel really pleased with the garbage I have piled up, so I give it a title.
Copyright owned by Jay Cool, April 2019