Keep A Grip

Gas prices rise.

Keep a grip.

Income Support dips.

Keep a grip.

One for the price of two.

Keep a grip.

Profits drop.

Pubs shut.

Empty shelves.

Employment hit.

But keep that grip,

says Boris.

 

Copyright owned by Jay Cool

Image by mohamed Hassan from Pixabay

 

P.S. Out of politeness, I decided against the alternative ending of ... keep that grip, says Boris` ***t.

Published by The Silly-Savvy Salopian

Freelance writer and descendant of the cave dweller and outlaw, Humphrey Kynaston. Banished from Shropshire for my eccentricity, I have made my home in Suffolk. I write poetry, short stories, travel journals, comedy gig reviews and non-fiction articles. My wish is to write my way back into the heart of my birth land. All writing commissions (and free holidays in Shropshire!) considered.

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