I was inspired to get all poetical about Professor Gillian Leng, when I developed a bit of an empathetic itch after reading all about her inspirational NHS savings’ plan (SkyNews, June 30, 2018):
Talking with May
It’s fair to
It’s fine to
It’s best to let the old man s n o r e ……
And fair for the kid’s
with their tonsils so sore.
It’s best for the breast –
it’s okay to dr
It’s fine to be Gillian,
who scans well with Giles;
and it’s cheap to do ‘nothing’ –
when she ends up with piles!
Copyright owned by Jay Cool, June 28th 2018
Source article: https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/nhs-may-cut-back-on-unnecessary-ops-to-save-cash/ar-AAzmDtQ?ocid=spartanntp