Rufescent: A Cool-Red Poem

    Confronted – a crook of a man too cool to be constant, all cooked up inside, and lacking a conscience – colours.   Copyright owned by Jay Cool, June 2019       Image by Klaus Hausmann from Pixabay

Exonerated: A Silly Poem

My ex – who I berated severely (the rat!) – was not, as it turned out, the one, but no, no, I will say I hate him, as that would be to rate him; but neither is he now, or at any other time – exonerated!   Copyright owned by Jay Cool, June 2019   Image…

Happy Birthday: A Silly Poem

  Feeling hapless on his Birthday, he was reluctant to eat the chocolate cakes that,  courtesy of his colleagues, spelt out the Happy occasion. So instead, stalling for time, he sought to create an anagram, to rearrange the inevitable, before it’s consumption. But, Google being unable to deliver, all that he could come up with…

Mechanical: A Silly-Savvy Poem

Image by aytuguluturk from Pixabay   They really messed it up when they made my brain – 12 crossed-wires all over the place and thoughts profane. I guess, at least if they tell me I’m not quite sane – cool in purple wig. I can offer them champagne!   Copyright owned by Jay Cool, June…

Under No Circumstances

Under no circumstances must I: sing, fart, dance, or wear double-denim. And I should not – ever! Look like an old lady having a mid-life crisis!   I take this on board – it’s sound advice, so I change my act, because there’s nothing wrong, I think, with looking like a middle-aged lady, and being…

Deadly and Serious: A Silly Poem

      To be a grown-up is a breeze for me, it means I can invite my bees for tea!   Copyright owned by Jay Cool, June 2019   The Drilling: A Short Story Norma: A Savvy Poem A Medicinal Stroll in Chilton

Norma: A Savvy Poem

  I prefer not to be called Norma, in that I am not, to you, normal. My normalities, it’s true, are your abnormalities, which means that I am not, in truth, normal – to you! To me, though, to be abnormal – to you – is to be my kind of normal. And my kind…

The Naffiest of Naff Poems

    My views, on the whole, are beginning to shift; I’m climbing the pole, and I’m feeling the lift!   Copyright of such excellency owned by Jay Cool, May 2019

Really quite something!

  It’s really quite something that we want to Remain. If only old Farrage, would get sucked down my drain!   Copyright owned by Jay Cool, May 2019   Image by Semevent from Pixabay   Please follow Jay Cool’s and like more of her poems: Chocolate: A Silly Poem Purple Berry Augmentation: A Silly Poem…

Augmentation: A Silly Poem Inspired by Mel B

Did I ever mention, I gave into temptation, undergoing augmentation, to expand myself some more?   Piers, he talks of a boob job, as he thinks about his own knob.   Ought I to really mention, that he’s minus any tension, and is in need of augmentation – to expand himself at all?   Written…